parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#my milkshake doesn’t bring boys to the yard since they y’all fightingLiterallybiddlessnogboxlike ten minutes ago g00dby3
#as you can see by the images above #this THIS is how a real father reacts when their boy is in trouble #they don’t ignore the phone #THEY PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND SAY #’IT’S OKAY BOY #THAT’S WHY I’M HERE’ #BECAUSE A REAL FATHER #DOES NOT IGNORE THEIR ELDEST SON #THE ONE THAT HAS GIVEN UP SO MUCH TO TRY TO EARN SOME LOVE #WHEN THEY ARE TEARY-EYED #AND IN NEED (via)